ShahRukh Khan to start Petroleum business

SRK is planning to foray into Petroleum business, which is the highest demanded liquid in today’s world, considering how America fights for it.

Now SRK is not collaborating with Ambanis to launch his business, but he has struck petrol in his own house. Apparently the oil source is SRK’s wife Gauri Khan. SRK has realized that India’s oil resources are not fully utilized, and thus he has planned to make full use of his wife’s oily secretions. According to SRK, Gauri has miracle oil glands, that are constantly secreting oils, and utilizing these oils will take care of half of India’s petroleum woes.

Hats off to you SRK, for being so generous and kind to your fans, I am eagerly waiting for Gauri’s oil to fill up my scooty’s tank.

Psst: Guys this is just a spoof, please don’t get offended